Looks like the avalanche of pre Christmas Windows and Bing ads are about upon us, as Microsoft unveiled the latest “Decision Engine” ad on their YouTube channel today:

Bing: the Vampire Engine, on YouTube

Apparently vampires prefer Portland, Oregon to our own prince of darkness lair in Forks, Wa (probably because there’s only like 2 restaurants in Forks, not much need for an engine for that decision).

So while Google is rolling out Music Search, Maps Navigation for Android, Similar Images, Contextual Search for Wikipedia, and more (all within the last 3 days), we get new ads.  Ooooooh scary, indeed.